Mario Kart trending worldwide after President Trump Toad penis comparison

Nintendo fans were left shocked and upset today at the astonishing disclosure from adult film star Stormy Daniels that US president Donald Trump's penis looks like Mario character Toad.

In a salacious excerpt from her upcoming book Full Disclosure published this morning by The Guardian, Daniels described the leader of the free world's manhood thus:

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...

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