Sea of Thieves' latest update inadvertently gives players spyglass dongs

UPDATE 5/9/18: Last week, fans were delighted to receive Sea of Thieves' latest update - partly because it permanently introduced skeleton ships and cursed cannon balls to the game, but mostly because an unexpected glitch inadvertently gave players proud, majestic spyglass wangs.

So far, Rare has been relatively quiet about the unfortunate (but mostly hilarious) incident. However, during an in-game Sea of Thieves' developer livestream yesterday, executive producer Joe Neate finally explained just how things had managed to get so lewd.

According to a falteringly straight-faced Neate, who was being dogged by a lime green skeleton player with a telescopic dong at the time - making for two priceless bugs in a single livestream - Rare accidentally overwrote a number of animations for two of Sea of Thieves' eight body sizes when compiling its latest build.

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