Zenyatta Can Walk, Just Not Gracefully

We've already seen Overwatch re-imagined as a fighting game and the characters re-skinned as dogs. Whatever alternate timeline we're in now with a walking Zenyatta is clearly the darkest.

After Blizzard spotted a "Let Zen Walk" sign during an Overwatch League match, they responded in a comical, if not slightly unsettling way.

We're just glad he wasn't wearing that Cthulhu skin while skipping around like Michigan J. Frog. That's pure nightmare fuel.